{"title":"Soy Candles | Clean Burning Scented Candles","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"248\"\u003eLight it, reset the vibe, and let the chaos chill for a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"485\"\u003eOur soy candles are made for real life — messy kitchens, late nights, slow mornings, and everything in between. Clean-burning, long-lasting, and packed with scents that actually show up (not the weak ones that disappear in 10 minutes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"642\"\u003eWhether you’re shopping for yourself or grabbing a gift that doesn’t feel last-minute, these candles hit every mood — cozy, fresh, sweet, or a little bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e✨ 50–60 hour burn time\u003cbr data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"669\"\u003e✨ Clean-burning soy wax\u003cbr data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e✨ Strong, true-to-scent fragrance options\u003cbr data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"739\"\u003e✨ Perfect for gifting (or keeping… no judgment)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"884\"\u003eFrom “I need to relax” to “don’t talk to me until this candle is lit” — we’ve got you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"951\"\u003e👉 Pick your scent, add to cart, and let your space do its thing.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"smells-like-meijers-trip-candle","title":"Smells Like a Meijers Trip Candle | Funny Michigan Gift","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"460\"\u003eBecause “just a quick Meijers trip” is never just a quick trip… and somehow you leave with snacks, random shit, and zero self-control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"549\"\u003eThis candle is peak Michigan energy — funny, relatable, and honestly a little too real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"gm5nm5\" data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"574\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Smells amazing without being overpowering\u003cbr data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"621\"\u003e• Clean burn with minimal soot\u003cbr data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"654\"\u003e• Bold, funny design that actually looks good on display\u003cbr data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e• The perfect mix of humor + gift-worthy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"1sb5zx1\" data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"777\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 9 oz scented soy candle\u003cbr data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"806\"\u003e• Size: 2.8″ × 3.5″\u003cbr data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e• Burn time: 50–60 hours\u003cbr data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e• 100% natural soy wax blend\u003cbr data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"886\"\u003e• 100% cotton wick\u003cbr data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"907\"\u003e• Glossy permanent label\u003cbr data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"934\"\u003e• Reusable glass jar\u003cbr data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"957\"\u003e• Assembled in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003e✔ Vegan, eco-friendly, non-toxic\u003cbr data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003e✔ No parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes\u003cbr data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003e✔ Same clean wax color across all scents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"1rqtf4z\" data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1142\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Apple Harvest — crisp apple with warm spice\u003cbr data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e• Cinnamon Vanilla — sweet + cozy warmth\u003cbr data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1234\"\u003e• Coconut Cream + Cardamom — rich, smooth, lightly spiced\u003cbr data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003e• Clean Cotton — fresh, airy, clean laundry vibe\u003cbr data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1345\"\u003e• Peppered Passionfruit — bright tropical with depth\u003cbr data-start=\"1397\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003e• Sea Salt + Orchid — soft coastal floral\u003cbr data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1444\"\u003e• White Sage + Lavender — calm, spa-like\u003cbr data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003e• Unscented — no fragrance, just ambiance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"y1vz5g\" data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Michigan gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1570\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e• Funny Midwest gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003e• Housewarming gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1620\"\u003e• Mother’s Day \/ friend gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1652\"\u003e• Anyone who’s ever said “I’m just running to Meijers real quick”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"xorgz8\" data-start=\"1726\" data-end=\"1740\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReal Talk:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis candle is made through a trusted production partner, but the design? 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