I’ve Watched Enough Dateline Don’t Test Me Today Candle

Why You’ll Love It:
• Smells amazing without being overpowering
• Clean burn with minimal soot
• Bold, funny design that actually looks good on display
• The perfect mix of humor + gift-worthy

Product Details:
• 9 oz scented soy candle
• Size: 2.8″ × 3.5″
• Burn time: 50–60 hours
• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• Glossy permanent label
• Reusable glass jar
• Assembled in the USA

✔ Vegan, eco-friendly, non-toxic
✔ No parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes
✔ Same clean wax color across all scents

Scent Options:
• Apple Harvest — crisp apple with warm spice
• Cinnamon Vanilla — sweet + cozy warmth
• Coconut Cream + Cardamom — rich, smooth, lightly spiced
• Clean Cotton — fresh, airy, clean laundry vibe
• Peppered Passionfruit — bright tropical with depth
• Sea Salt + Orchid — soft coastal floral
• White Sage + Lavender — calm, spa-like
• Unscented — no fragrance, just ambiance

Perfect For:
• Michigan gifts
• Funny Midwest gifts
• Housewarming gifts
• Mother’s Day / friend gifts
• Anyone who’s ever said “I’m just running to Meijers real quick”

Real Talk:
This candle is made through a trusted production partner, but the design? That’s 100% MIRootsCreations — personality included.

⚠️ Care Instructions:
• Keep within sight while burning
• Keep away from children & pets
• Never burn near flammable items